very into charts about naps
This is very useful for when I go back to uni.
me: what’s for dinner?
yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep
WHATEVER SHALL I DO
When you open an exam paper and can’t even answer the first question
"Say hi to your parents for me!" is the most commonly ignored request.
There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”